Get Your Gunz!

Alright it's a slow day in the sports world so I am gonna lead with some political nonsense.

Let me make a simple statement to the less fortunate. Obama being elected president does not mean you need to run out and buy all the guns you have. Unless you planned on doing it anyway. Some people truly believe that he is going to eliminate the right to bear arms. Think about that for a second. You think he is going to eliminate the right to bear arms? Not that I'm against it, but that's beside the point.

Another quick briefing. Obama is not a terrorist. I know some of you may think that anyone who has any relation to the Nation of Islam is set to commit acts of terror, but, believe it or not, that is not the case. It's a fact that circumstance is the biggest factor in what religion you practice by a long shot.

Alright I'm done, I was really out of my element for a minute. It's good to be back.

Tonight Brady Quinn is going to be the starting quarterback for the Cleveland Browns. More importantly he is going to be the starting quarterback for the Guatemala Green Death. You don't know who that is? Where you been all year? It's my free-falling fantasy team. He is the savior, he is going to end my 5 game losing-streak. Thanks for just tucking it in after the first few losses Carson Palmer. Most guys gut it out and attend the press conferences all beat up and act really distraught. Not Palmer. He's probably got a stunt double standing on the sideline for him in a Starter jacket with the hood up. Scumbag.

It seems that Jaguars LB Mike Peterson "challenged" head coach Jack Del Rio. I guess that means he tried to fight him. I wish Mike Singletary would've been in the locker room. Mike would've knocked him out with a dropkick then showed him his ass. Better yet, I wish I would've been there. I would've made an advance towards Peterson, resulting in him signaling for a timeout, a move made popular by professional wrestler in the 1980's. I'm old school though, I would simply ignore his timeout signals, and proceed to take him out with repeated uppercuts, then finish him off with the Razor's Edge. No one messes around in my locker room.

Go Brady Quinn.